GUESTBREAKER: You Call Them Sammiches
Dear Person I Am Not Going To Ever See Again,
They are called sandwiches. The only adults who call them “sammiches” are the ones who are about to molest a child.Also, this one adorable, on-purpose mispronunciation leads me to believe that if I spent the night at your apartment, you would hold me all night long.
Which is awful. You are awful.
Sandwiches,
ChrisA Guest Dealbreaker written by Chris Kelly.
I couldn’t have said it better myself.