May 2009
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Listenjayre: Zooey Deschanel “Uh Huh”
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British Choir Sings “What’s My Age Again?”
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ombrastarr: Just saw a car that had “I f@@ked a bitch on your trunk” scrawled into the dust on the back window. Classy.
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April 2009
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Even at a Wedding ... We're So High School
robgonemild: A friend of mine is getting married on Saturday, and a group of us have become total mean girls about who is allowed to sit our table.  We finally chose our friend Christian as the lucky final invitee to our table.  This is the email my friend Patrick sent him, informing him of this lucky news: Christian, You have been selected by a group of individuals who refer to themselves as...
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“I’m not saying Susan Boyle caused swine flu. I’m just saying that nobody had...”
– British Junior Minister Sion Simon, on his Twitter, simultaneously merging the two most annoying things on the internet right now & taking insensitivity to a new high (via kaytee)
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Listenrulesformyunbornson: REQUIRED LISTENING: New York...
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Atlanta serves up thousands of free flapjacks -... →
allisonweiss: “ On May 9, Batter Blaster, the company that offers pancake and waffle batter in a can — holy cow, I have to try this — will attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the “Most Pancakes Cooked in Eight Hours.” It will take place at 9 a.m. at Centennial Olympic Park in Atlanta. If you live in the area, head there to grab some free flapjacks; a spokeswoman tells me they “need...
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Whoa, whoa… someone already designed and built my dream home? And is positioning it as the perfect pad for an “up-and-coming movie or media mogul” (e.g., me)? And the shower in the master bath can easily accommodate 10 - 12 people?! Let me get my checkbook. Check out all the photos at Contemporist.
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Gobstopper Christopher Lloyd as scary Willy Wonka murdering teenagers?! Um… yes, please! I can’t be the only one that REALLY wants to see this movie actually made.
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think4yourself: webravebees: 1. There is no evidence that this strain of flu is any more dangerous or contageous than the regular flu. Tens of thousands of Americans every year and hundreds of thousand internationally (source 1, source 2). Not to say that we shouldn’t be aware of this at all, but we should put it in persective. 2. This comment reminds of me of when, as candidate, the...
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Food for thought
So they say you can’t get swine flu by eating pork… but can you get it by eating a human that’s infected with swine flu?
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ListenMatt & Kim - Daylight I have five clocks in...
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Got back from my much needed vacation tonight. I opened up my suitcase to get some laundry going, and I nearly passed out from the foul stench permeating from the clothes in my bag. I’m not sure HOW a dead raccoon got in my bag between Burbank and Orlando, but that’s gotta be the smell.
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attn gentlemen:
pelicansss: I can’t help but click that little heart next to your posts right now…… look at you in that new avatar. Lookin’ good ;) Thanks Nicole!
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“There’s a woman coughing over there, and I didn’t want to be near...”
– Random old woman at the airport, obviously terrified of Swine Flu
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nowwhat: p.s. To everyone who says college or high school was the best time of your life. I am sorry but get out of your own head and find people who excite you, challenge you, make you happy, pick you up when your down, and just want to be as awesome as they can be. In short, find friends who love you for you. And if you think you can’t find these people, take a chance. Go somewhere you...
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Very awesome. (via BuzzFeed)
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Inside the Hell House, tour guides dressed as demons take visitors from room to room to view depictions of school massacres, date rape, AIDS-related deaths, fatal drunk driving crashes, and botched abortions. Hell Houses have now spread to hundreds of churches worldwide. Watching this documentary right now… it’s just as scary as Jesus Camp. I had no idea these crazy Hell Houses...
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