dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: You Call Them Sammiches Dear Person I Am Not Going To Ever See Again,They are called sandwiches. The only adults who call them “sammiches” are the ones who are about to molest a child. Also, this one adorable, on-purpose mispronunciation leads me to believe that if I spent the night at your apartment, you would hold me all night long. Which is awful. You are awful.Sandwiches, Chris A Guest Dealbreaker written by Chris Kelly. I couldn’t have said it better myself.

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GUESTBREAKER: You Call Them Sammiches

Dear Person I Am Not Going To Ever See Again,

They are called sandwiches. The only adults who call them “sammiches” are the ones who are about to molest a child.

Also, this one adorable, on-purpose mispronunciation leads me to believe that if I spent the night at your apartment, you would hold me all night long.

Which is awful. You are awful.

Sandwiches,
Chris

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Chris Kelly.

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

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    getting off tumblr i never claimed...be an honest person
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    DON’T MEAN TO! It just slips out… and it’s so fast, most people don’t notice… it’s like
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    tumblr. i can’t stop laughing i can’t i can’t
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    not gonna lie, i...sammiches sometimes. still found
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    Oh God. Suddenly...craving for a club sandwich with fries. Hold
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    seriously? you care that much how someone says one word? wow. you’re lame. sammich sammich sammich
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    hahahaha i say sammich.
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    hate when people...sammiches and think it’s so cute, especially little scene girls.
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    I hate that people continue to bastardize our language and think it is “cute”…it’s not.
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    couldn’t have said it better myself.
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    HAHAHAHA KATELYN Dealbreaker has been on point lately with callling out my friends....feel...
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